The first time I stepped foot in Las Vegas, I despised
everything about it. My friends and I had gone to see Celine Dion during her
first go round at Caesar’s Palace and the escape from the San Francisco
weather was more than welcome. I did not expect to be so taken aback by the sheer audacity of Sin City. The
sweat pants worn by overweight women, the breasts overflowing over the
breakfast buffet and most of all, how the customer service improved when you
slipped some greenbacks into the host’s palm.
This is everything that is wrong with this country, I thought.
It's just disgusting. And, besides a fabulous concert by the Diva herself, I was ready to come home.
Flash forward to when I turned 40 – the first time my hair was a platinum shade
that all my Bay Area friends politely endured. My once and forever, almost
boyfriend and I were celebrating a milestone year and when he suggested Vegas,
I was extremely hesitant to join. But that weekend, I looked at the desert
oasis in a whole different light. I embraced what Las Vegas represented and
all that she represented. She makes no excuses for what she is – and lays her cards on the
table so that you either play the game or fold. And that is an attribute that I
admire – no matter if it’s in a person, place or thing.
That weekend was magical and it’s one I will remember for
the rest of my life. My wonderful, dear friend Doug was with us and it’s a
memory I will treasure for the rest of my life. We drank, we ate and we drank
again. My once and forever climbed into bed with the fat girl who had eaten the
midget (a whole different blog) and sobering up, I escorted him, past the crack whore in the Luxor elevator, back through the blinding light to our
hotel. Yes, it was dawn and there was activity all over the strip and I loved
every single second.
This weekend, I leave for Las Vegas for a whole different experience
– the annual meeting of the NBC affiliates. It will be one entire week of breakout
sessions and being on stage to smile, sparkle and charm each and every promotion director I have spoken to over the course of these four years with the network. My hair is once again a lighter
shade and although I won’t be able to indulge in the debauchery from seven
years ago (surprise, you’ve figured out my age), I know that Las Vegas, in all
her bright light splendor, has reinforced what I already know - You can do
nothing but respect and love anyone who shows you what they are and makes no
excuses for it.
The dwarf and the fat girl!!!! Good times!!
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